diff --git a/frontend/src/lib/sourceSize.contract.test.ts b/frontend/src/lib/sourceSize.contract.test.ts
index 9375ebcd..9c336b42 100644
--- a/frontend/src/lib/sourceSize.contract.test.ts
+++ b/frontend/src/lib/sourceSize.contract.test.ts
@@ -61,11 +61,11 @@ const COMPLEX: Record<string, number> = {
   "components/PlexCollectionView.tsx::PlexCollectionView": 41,
   "components/PlexDiscover.tsx::PlexDiscover": 21,
   "components/PlexInfo.tsx::PlexInfo": 65,
-  "components/PlexPlayer.tsx::(anonymous)": 22,
+  "components/PlexPlayer.tsx::onKey": 22,
   "components/PlexPlayer.tsx::PlexPlayer": 103,
   "components/PlexPlaylistView.tsx::PlexPlaylistView": 22,
   "components/PlexSidebar.tsx::PlexSidebar": 32,
-  "components/PlexStatsOverlay.tsx::(anonymous)": 25,
+  "components/PlexStatsOverlay.tsx::sample": 25,
   "components/Scheduler.tsx::JobRow": 21,
   "components/Scheduler.tsx::Scheduler": 21,
   "components/SetupWizard.tsx::SetupWizard": 21,
@@ -90,7 +90,7 @@ const COMPLEX: Record<string, number> = {
   "components/ui/anchoredPopoverHooks.ts::useAnchoredPopover": 30,
   "components/usePlaylistActions.tsx::pushSteps": 23,
   "components/usePlexActiveFilters.ts::buildPlexActiveFilters": 25,
-  "components/useVideoActions.tsx::(anonymous)": 25,
+  "components/useVideoActions.tsx::items": 25,
   "lib/api/core.ts::localizeDetail": 48,
   "lib/api/core.ts::req": 22,
   "lib/api/plex.ts::appendPlexFilters": 26,
diff --git a/frontend/src/lib/sourceSize.testkit.ts b/frontend/src/lib/sourceSize.testkit.ts
index 9777c71a..d9ca7e6f 100644
--- a/frontend/src/lib/sourceSize.testkit.ts
+++ b/frontend/src/lib/sourceSize.testkit.ts
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 import { readdirSync, readFileSync } from "node:fs";
 import { fileURLToPath } from "node:url";
-import { ESLint } from "eslint";
+import { ESLint, type Rule } from "eslint";
 import tseslint from "typescript-eslint";
 
 // Measures the shipped frontend source for the size/complexity ratchet (E32): lines per file, and the
@@ -29,9 +29,53 @@ export function lineCounts(files: string[]): Record<string, number> {
 
 /** `file::function` → its complexity, for every function over MAX_COMPLEXITY. Keyed by NAME, not by
  *  rank in the file: a ranked list let one function grow while another in the same file shrank by as
- *  much (E32 review). A function without a name is `(anonymous)`; a name taken twice in a file gets
- *  ` 2`, ` 3` in source order. A bare rule run (no type info, no other rules), so it costs a couple of
+ *  much (E32 review). ESLint names declarations and methods; a function it leaves unnamed takes the
+ *  name it is bound to (`const onSave = () => …`, `{ onSave: () => … }`), else `<callee> callback`
+ *  (`useEffect callback`), else `(anonymous)` — so a ranked key cannot creep back in through the
+ *  arrows (round 2). A name taken twice in a file gets ` 2`, ` 3` in source order. A bare rule run (no type info, no other rules), so it costs a couple of
  *  seconds, not the full lint. */
+type Node = Rule.Node;
+const ident = (n: { type: string; name?: string } | null | undefined): string | undefined =>
+  n?.type === "Identifier" ? n.name : undefined;
+function boundName(p: Node): string | undefined {
+  switch (p.type) {
+    case "VariableDeclarator":
+      return ident(p.id);
+    case "Property":
+    case "PropertyDefinition":
+      return ident(p.key);
+    case "AssignmentExpression":
+      return ident(p.left.type === "MemberExpression" ? p.left.property : p.left);
+    case "CallExpression": {
+      const callee = ident(p.callee.type === "MemberExpression" ? p.callee.property : p.callee);
+      return callee && `${callee} callback`;
+    }
+    default:
+      return undefined;
+  }
+}
+/** The name each function is bound to, reported where `complexity` reports it (the function's HEAD:
+ *  the `=>` of an arrow, the key of a method, else the function's start) so the two line up. */
+const functionNames: Rule.RuleModule = {
+  create(ctx) {
+    const visit = (node: Node) => {
+      const p = node.parent as Node | null;
+      const name = p && boundName(p);
+      if (!p || !name) return;
+      const head =
+        node.type === "ArrowFunctionExpression"
+          ? ctx.sourceCode.getTokenBefore(node.body, (t) => t.value === "=>")!.loc.start
+          : p.type === "Property" ||
+              p.type === "MethodDefinition" ||
+              p.type === "PropertyDefinition"
+            ? p.loc!.start
+            : node.loc!.start;
+      ctx.report({ loc: head, message: name });
+    };
+    return { ArrowFunctionExpression: visit, FunctionExpression: visit };
+  },
+};
+
 export async function complexityOffenders(): Promise<Record<string, number>> {
   const eslint = new ESLint({
     cwd: fileURLToPath(new URL("../../", import.meta.url)),
@@ -44,7 +88,8 @@ export async function complexityOffenders(): Promise<Record<string, number>> {
           parser: tseslint.parser,
           parserOptions: { ecmaFeatures: { jsx: true } },
         },
-        rules: { complexity: ["error", MAX_COMPLEXITY] },
+        plugins: { size: { rules: { "function-names": functionNames } } },
+        rules: { complexity: ["error", MAX_COMPLEXITY], "size/function-names": "error" },
       },
     ],
   });
@@ -54,9 +99,13 @@ export async function complexityOffenders(): Promise<Record<string, number>> {
       .split("\\")
       .join("/")
       .replace(/^.*\/frontend\/src\//, "");
+    const at = (m: { line: number; column: number }) => `${m.line}:${m.column}`;
+    const bound = new Map(
+      r.messages.filter((m) => m.ruleId === "size/function-names").map((m) => [at(m), m.message]),
+    );
     for (const m of r.messages) {
       if (m.ruleId !== "complexity") continue;
-      const name = /'([^']+)'/.exec(m.message)?.[1] ?? "(anonymous)";
+      const name = /'([^']+)'/.exec(m.message)?.[1] ?? bound.get(at(m)) ?? "(anonymous)";
       let key = `${file}::${name}`;
       for (let n = 2; key in out; n++) key = `${file}::${name} ${n}`;
       out[key] = Number(/complexity of (\d+)/.exec(m.message)?.[1]);